Ligma

Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick

Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019

government limo

City bus

Five-O took my license, guess I be takin da government limo to da jam!

by Dirty October 15, 2003

peasant limousine

Any mode of public transportation. Usually applied to a city bus.

"Dude, got no car, too far to walk. Guess I"m stuck takin' the peasant limousine."

by The Bellinghamster May 15, 2005

whats ligma

:Ligma balls lmao

:John :hey whats ligma
:B e t e r :ligma balls
:John Fucking dies

by No u Ur mom gay Ur dad lesbian July 29, 2018

Ligma Male

A sigma male who uses Linux

“Hey bro, did you catch the new windows update?”

“Nah bro, I’m a Ligma male”

by Definitely my real name June 27, 2022

Ligma balls

A very rare disease that weeaboos, blue haired Jews, and cringy Pom Pom Dancers can get. This corrupts the body’s testicles and kills the person.

Person 1: “How did ninja die, he was such an amazing fortnite player!”
Person 2: “Ligma balls killed him XD!”

by Sholley Quire July 21, 2018

Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018