my crush likes me back!

IMAGINATION

Dude my crush likes me back!

No dude, IMAGINATION.

by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015

Moto Moto likes you

Moto Moto is a character from Madagascar movies and likes everyone and everything big and chunky

Friend:look out I think Moto Moto likes you.here he comes!
Moto Moto emerges from water:I like em big I like em Chunky

by Poopdiscoop woopdiscoop April 21, 2019

LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.

"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"

by tobmeister July 7, 2014

farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.

You're just farming likes.

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

nobody likes aryan

nobody likes Aryan because he thinks his a pro boxer

nobody likes Aryan the wannabe pro boxer

by yashin3984984773489 December 2, 2019

She likes frogs

If a girl tells you that she likes frogs, she’s giving you a hint that she’s not straight. That and/or she just likes frogs. But she’s probably not straight.

Yo Emily said that she likes frogs a lot... yeah she’s bi

by A ha ha I’m a phrög January 27, 2021

Your genus likes penis

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".

Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.

by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018