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is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what
wow i just had a lettuce
by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018
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Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.
by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018
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Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

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"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"
by Charkuma August 29, 2018
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Oi fam back or lettuce in that
by Nana dickle October 25, 2018
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A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.
Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce
by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018
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Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun
Fuckin lettuce
by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019
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A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.
I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo
by roses&blood November 11, 2019
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