Lerping

When you have a stupid moment and you can be classified as being a derp but your moment is just so much more queer.

Guy 1: Wait dude why arent we at the club?

Guy 2: Dude why are you lerping so bad.

by Damient November 11, 2013

Lerbing

To make an unneccessary sexual outburst; whether that may be a sudden facial expression, body movement, short story or general sexual feeling someone gives off

"Bro I think she's lerbing you"

"Wow I feel extremely violated by that construction worker, I think he just lerbed at me"

"Hey man it's Saturday morning, wanna go lerb around in the Pru?'

by King Diddle December 19, 2011

Lerming

To dick around

similar to mental masturbation or loitering

"Why are you just standing there holding your dick, you lermer!?"
"Stop lerming around."

by OpenSourceDictionary August 4, 2017

Lerfing

Flailing state of limbo

I caught myself lerfing while being late for school.

by Elchink October 21, 2018

Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

The Blind Leading The Blind

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

Leading some one on

Saying your going to do something sexual then change your mind or not do it

Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good

10 minutes later

Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied

Lieing about leading some one on

by Ur mum is gay March 21, 2019