David Letterman

Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

I hate David Letterman. He sucks.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

Jordan Lindemann

An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.

" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'

by truefriend69 August 20, 2010

David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.

I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!

by Kolber February 8, 2005

Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?

"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

david letterman show

A place where indie bands and upincoming bands make there u.s. Tv debut. And promote one of their early albums.

I saw the soft pack and white lies on the david letterman show.

by sage thunder April 6, 2010

The Slenderman

it is a hilarious sexual prank in which you are fucking a girl, and right be fore she finishes you have a tall, skinny friend walk in dressed as slenderman.

Warning: you may get feces and urine on yourself by doing this

To prank my grilfriend, Bob dressed up and pulled The Slenderman in the middle of our alone time. Her reaction was priceless

by Josh Birchwood January 18, 2013

letterman

A person who constantly flames/cheap shots other people to stroke his ego. Whereas a cheap shot is a Leno, a person who cheap shots others is a Letterman.

God, what a Letterman. That moderator keeps insulting people and locking topics for no reason.

by OLOL March 27, 2007