lemming

down, depressed, sad

Luke's feeling lemming.

by Kevely April 25, 2003

Lem Logic

When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.

You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"

by Lynnsquad24 March 9, 2016

Lem-fao

The chinese way of saying LMFAO

I just saw Bob fall, lem-fao!
He has detention today, lem-fao!

by azncw December 5, 2011

Lemmings on the Run

A song by E-rotic, often considered the best ever created.

Right before I ejaculate I always think "We roll like lemmings on the run"

by E-rotic January 22, 2006

lemming

A person participating in Fantasy Sports who picks up a terrible player off the waiver wire because the player did something unusually good the day before.

All the lemmings picked up Tie Domi from the wire today because he scored a goal last night. After a few weeks of Tie not doing a thing for them the lemmings will all drop him.

by bumpin' ugly October 6, 2006

Kim-lem

A Kim-lem is another word for small penis. Its catchy, and easier to use than the phrase "Small Penis".

Person 1: Look at that guys dick!
Person 2: What? I cant see anything.
Person 1: Its a Kim-lem!

by Fritjof Pogelmann August 16, 2006

Lemming sunday

A day of wich mass suicide is committed.

Will: So what was your last job?
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday

by benkon April 8, 2009