lembit

Idiot, muppet, fool etc.

Comes from MP Lembit Opik who ditched his fine weather girl wife Sian Lloyd for one of the stick-thin, vampire-like cheeky girls.

'That bloke's a proper lembit'

by Yoxall September 15, 2007

lesbotron

1. a steryotypical lesbian
2. a loud mouth feminist carpet muncher
3. that bitch in your political science class

Ellen DeGeneres is a lesbotron.

Rosie O'Donald is one fat ass lesbotron.

by Silky Johnson December 14, 2004

lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

Lezbot

Generally a girl with freckles and blonde hair, likes vagina, and other female reproductive organs. This Lezbot enjoys reading books and also likes touching clitoris'.

When someone is being a weirdo, portraying lesbian-like actions - "your such a Lezbot bronte"

by Lezbotron3000 July 10, 2011

lesbotard

A lesbian and a retard combined. Someone who is acting in a matter that is considered slow and worthy of being called a lesbo.

A put down that can be used in most context.

"That girl was all over me dude." Adam
"What are you talking abour she clearly thought you were a lesbotard."Nick

"Why are we stuck at the mall with your brother?"John
"My parents are lesbotards and make me take him everywhere."Ashely

by NickA. September 22, 2008

lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.

God, you're such a lembo.

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease

When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.

Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.

by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011