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Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.
Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.
by Michael Moschen April 20, 2006
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Facebook lemming

Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.

Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010
"Im tired of getting Farmville updates from Susan. She is such a Facebook lemming!"
by macrodot February 3, 2010
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leamington spa

Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.

Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.

Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.
American Tourist 1: How about we go to Leamington Spa for the day?
American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!

Local Kid 1: How about we do something?
Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we loiter round Burger King?
by RSK August 1, 2003
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Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.
by brothelface October 13, 2011
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lemming-cult

The cult for throwing lemmings of a cliff. The act of throwing something
Greg: I'm bored
Bob: Let's join the lemming-cult
Greg: Ok!
*Throws pen across the room*
by LemmingCult November 14, 2022
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Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.
Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."
by prtpls December 29, 2009
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Videogame lemming

A person who follows current a fad and only play the most mainstream games such as call of duty and minecraft
Person: I played COD for 12 hours yesterday and then minecraft for the next 12 hours. I'm so cool! ADUUURGH!
Person 2: you're such a videogame lemming all you do is play COD and minecraft don't you have an independent mind of your own or are you just a mindless imbecile?
by Lord Stalox February 24, 2015
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