laying a brick

having a shit

by Bennett January 16, 2003

Laykin

hot, sexy, gorgeious, spectacular, awesome girl. If you ever see her it would be a pleasure to you.

Everytime you may see Laykin you will have the most wonderful talk.

by lol79 October 13, 2011

Laying ropes

Large cumshot to the face that heavily resembles a rope

bruh I was just laying ropes on her face

by Rosales420 January 21, 2015

layin in the cut

Chillin. Hangin. Straight kickin it or cold lampin. Laying low and staying cool. Originally a line from Putney Swope, the literal meaning is to be sitting in a Cutlass Supreme.

"Where you at, mang?"
"Layin in the cut."

by one2ohmygod April 30, 2010

Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

Layin' in the cut

Patiently waiting to get the advantage on someone. Quietly timing a money making move using the element of surprise.

In the late 80s and early 90s NYC, muggings/ robberies/chain snatching happened all the time. "Layin' in the cut" referred to waiting in a covered location, ie btw 2 buildings or in an alley, for the right opportunity to jump someone or rob.

by LummyNYC June 5, 2013

laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

by Popadamus January 13, 2010