Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'
by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004
Get the Layer Cakemug. 1) The number of wood layers on a good skateboard.
2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).
2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).
by demiurgica July 21, 2009
Get the Seven Layersmug. A hard working person. A person that doesn't get involved with work politics or kissing ass. A person who does a solid days work regardless of pressures of the need to just get it done.
by DannaLee September 5, 2015
Get the Brick Layermug. Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.
by KingConyers September 8, 2009
Get the layer cakemug. The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.
by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009
Get the layer cakemug. you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.
Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.
by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010
Get the layer cakemug. see: Obone
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
by Aemsk September 27, 2011
Get the The Obone Layermug.