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lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.
Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.
by tator January 7, 2004
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laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop
why did we give a laptop to that laptard?
by ladymerlin November 28, 2007
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Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008
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lestard

adj;

A retard. or someone who is somewhat slow and has alot of friends. Note: a lestard may only be a girl.gaytard applies to boys. some people prefer to say faggtard.
Kristin is a lestard.
:D
Kaleb is a gaytard!
by Kaleb & Kristin March 18, 2007
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lartard

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.
You're such a lartard!
by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011
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Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer
He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.
by Vertigogo October 21, 2007
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