A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.
I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.
by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019
Get the llama lassoingmug. when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016
Get the pineapple lassomug. by N1ghtingle July 27, 2025
Get the Lassomug. When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
Get the asshole lassomug. Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.
Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.
by QuacksO November 17, 2022
Get the LASSomug. A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.
Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.
by KSKreeper July 10, 2017
Get the Walker Lassomug. by verybisexualnb September 22, 2021
Get the Lassosmug.