Lardon

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007

lardon

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011

Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

Lardosis

Incapacity having eaten a large quantity of food, noted to be particularly severe if the food was particularly high in fat content.

I can't move right now, I'm suffering from lardosis.

by Lardman February 15, 2008

Laredos

Salutation
It is also a shitty bar in Pembroke.

-See ya, Rabowsky.
-Laredos, Pizzamenti

by botox January 20, 2005

Jose Loredo

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news

Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!

by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011

lardon

chubby erection (alt. lard-on)

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."

by the real zack c August 25, 2006