lafrance

To fart into the open mouth of someone who has passed out, typically from consuming excessive amounts of alcohol. The lafrance is a party challenge: if a party patron has been so stupid as to consume more alcohol than their limit and to pass out as a result, other party patrons are welcome to try to position their posterior over the mouth of the passed out person and fart.
The origination of the lafrance may have been influenced by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail where a French soldier tells the English that he is going to "fart in (their) general direction."

Bill passed out with his mouth open. I'm going to go lafrance him!

by Jack-a-roe56 January 15, 2006

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Laarni

A girl who loves bacon and a number of other pork products. Has a predisposition to extreme messiness. Is known to do strange things like cussing at the wind. Tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds. Says inappropriate things when nervous. A romantic at heart, though she denies it with glaring eyes. Has a tendency to everywhere and nowhere at the same time. A very loving friend when she's not insulting you.

Also a word used to describe a person who rags on her friends for being old, tired or emotional.

Jenn: What's wrong?

Christy: My friend totally pulled a Laarni on me and told me that I'm old and haggard.

Jenn: Dude that sucks. Want to go beat up some leprechauns?

by c-dubyou February 4, 2010

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Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

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Laman terms

when someone speaks in a fashion that confuses people with obtuse interests. speaking in a different context but yet still the same language. talking in a way that plain people just dont get

advisor:Ma'am your car's engine has no motor oil. it no longer runs.

bumquesha:what do you mean?? whats oil? i dont think i have ever even used oil...

advisor:let me put this in laman terms ma'am : its the shit needed to make your car's engine run. kind of like if i took all the blood out of you, you would no longer run. got it?

by The-Red-Mist June 1, 2009

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