Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013

Lapeer

A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!

Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?

You: Yes, i am!

Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!

by lallalolol December 29, 2010

Laksemad

A man fingering a woman, but gets cockblocked then stuffs the fingers he had in the girl, inside the mouth of the guy cockblocking him

Kæft en sæk, han blokerede mig fra at dyppe, så jeg gav ham en laksemad.

by Laksemad August 5, 2019

greg larsen

Greg larsen is the name of a really chessy guy that goes after freshman girls at the local Hall High School in Spring Valley, Illinois. He also tries way too hard to be funny.

Did you see that Greg Larsen is going after that freshman?\
Not surprised at all.

by flippin hipps February 16, 2018

Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

by Buttons February 16, 2005

Lapel Pin Patriot

Scoundrel whose last refuge consists of wearing the flag on his sleeve.

Lapel Pin Patriot stood up in Congress to denounce opponents of the Patriot Act.

by Robert Tartell May 15, 2008

lapelt

The freshly licked fur of a cat or an animal with similar softness.

I like lapelt so much, it is so soft I wish to take it home.

by heiOana92 October 12, 2011