Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"

Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

by Stigglyz June 22, 2011

Jizz-O-Lantern

First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.

Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.

by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011

Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.

Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?

by AP Everything October 22, 2019

Green Lantern

The name of several comic book characters published by DC Comics. The original Green Lantern, Alan Scott was created by Martin Nodell and first appeared in "All American Comics" #16 in 1940. In 1959 the concept of the Green Lantern was reimagined with the character of Hal Jordan who debuted in "Showcase" #22. Several human Green Lanterns including John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and Kyle Rayner have followed the tradition of Hal Jordan as well as thousands of alien Green Lanterns across the universe.

The Green Lanterns all share the basic concept of possessing a Power Ring which can create virtually anything the wearer wishes, limited only by the wearer's willpower and imagination. The Power Ring carries a finite charge and must periodically be recharged from a Power Battery in the form of a green lantern.

Geek1: Hal Jordan is the best Green Lantern ever!

Geek2: No, Kyle Rayner is the best Green Lantern ever!

Geek3: I like the one that looks like a celery stalk.

by isthisnametaken? April 9, 2008

baltimore jack-o'-lantern

when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full

daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!

by kathybates69 October 27, 2014

lantec

1. A User of Genmay
2. The only person dumb enough to spend 10 thousand dollars on a desk.

Hey lantec, nice 10k desk

by Genmay user eleventy billion August 30, 2003

Lanatee

A land manatee, ie. a girl so obese that she resembles a manatee on land.

Yeah bra, I was hangin' with my bromigos at the club and we got attacked by a pod of lanatees. I was like nah..............

tubby
fat slut
fatty

by ThePopealope June 4, 2010