2 definitions by Stigglyz

Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"

Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

by Stigglyz June 23, 2011

Fuck Pumpkin

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"

The night was getting late so I dove on the grenade and took the Fuck Pumpkin home.

by Stigglyz June 23, 2011