The hardest and most difficult sentence on a page. Often used in school as the hardest sentence on a page that the teacher could ask you to read out loud.

Also can be used as The Lan Question which is the hardest question one could be asked.

Opposite of The Tom Sentence
Wow TaiRei, LaoShi just asked you to read The Lan Sentence.

I know, we haven't learned any of those words from the Go200 book yet!
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.
That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...
by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010
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A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.
Kilo and Parid threw an awesome Lan Party last night. . .
by blaze June 3, 2002
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A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.
Guy 1: Dude! Have you seen Eric?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Not since the LAN party.
by Rob Is The Greatest February 25, 2008
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your lan pa very big means your scrotum very big
by Jason May 11, 2004
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A person who comes to a LAN party unprepared by either not bringing a computer that is sufficient to play the games of the night, or not bringing a computer at all. these people then ask if they can play just one life on someone elses computer, then they end up playing on someone elses computer for a long time.
man, bob is such a lan leech, this is the third time he diddnt bring his computer. he's been on mine for an hour now.
by Vinnie April 4, 2003
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Bad LAN is an adjective used to express any disappointment, similar to how you would use "that/this sucks" or "FTL"

It is used especially (but not limited to) within gaming or electronics.

Taken literally, the term refers to a LAN party gone wrong, such as your internet going out, or for some gamers, running out of budwould be considered bad lan
(actual first usage of the term)
Jordan: Hey guys whats up?
Troy: Nothin', where is Travis at? isn't he over at your house?
Jordan: Yeah, but he got a headache and fell asleep on my couch!
Troy: what? its like 7:00 pm.
Jordan: yeah, trav is bad lan over here.

-Jordan "bEATZ" Heredia

(random usage)
Jordan: Hey you wanna go to the mall today?
Troy: Nah, the mall is really cold, its bad lan there.
by Troy Past November 2, 2007
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