lamester

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.

A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.

by M Schaller September 5, 2008

Lamest_Ever

A faggot on the internet, has a gas mask fetish and doesn't know how to talk to girls. A real loser

Lamest_Ever is such a loser

by Lamest_evrr September 19, 2018

Lamashay

According to Tom, a Lamashay is someone of low intellect and low common sense, e.g. some one who might eat poo. Tom might suggest that a person who annoys him is a lamashay.

That man is a lamashay

by Techwomble June 25, 2022

lateshit

A trans person who transitioned in adulthood, once their skeleton had fully developed. Unlikely to pass. See also: oldshit. The opposite of a youngshit.

I transitioned at 25, living my best lateshit life.

by muggsymoon May 8, 2022

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 8, 2008

Lampshade Massacre

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.

Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.

by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006

Lamester

Someone who is very lame and insignificant. The term is said dismissively usually.

Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020