by Joey Orgler 3 February 03, 2008
by definictionist :) February 08, 2017
A prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you'd want in a partner
Chris- Damn! Not only does that girl look good, she's got a personality to match
Keith- Lottery Pick!!
Keith- Lottery Pick!!
by KillaKeith608 July 15, 2011
a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.
The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD
2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD
2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one
1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.
2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!
2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!
by greymouse258 July 11, 2011
by Roguespeak May 11, 2009
When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.
Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?
Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!
Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!
by HyenaButt June 02, 2011