lollercoaster

An alteration of "LOL" used when someone does something that takes you on a humorous journey of fun and whimsy, ie, tells you a funny story.

"And then you did WHAT with your sister? OMG LOLLERCOASTER!"

by Enigma March 12, 2003

lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 9, 2004

lollergeddon

Something so hilarious that it can only be envisioned on an apocalyptic scale.

Bruce Willis: We need to blow up that rock! If we don't, we'll all die.
Co-Pilot: Oh no!
Bruce Willis: I was thinking something more along the lines of lollergeddon.

by Steve M March 24, 2005

lollerskate

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Lollerskates are Rollerskates with LOLs!!!

"Omg what's that in the sky? A bird? A plane? A roflcopter?"
"LOLLERSKATES"

by Jonathan Lin July 15, 2006

Lollar (£)

The 'Lollar' is a form of internet currency formed in 2002 by several internet forumers.

In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.

The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:

"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00

Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.

Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.

The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.

Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.

If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.

"You owe me a Lollar (£)"
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."

by Leuthesius October 13, 2007

lolbertarian

Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.

So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.

by Zoldam July 1, 2020

lolberry

An alternative to: 'lolerskates'
Which is an alternative to: lol (Laugh out Loud)

OR: A berry that is funny, or berry that is 'lol'

Person1: zomg I just got wtfpwned! (Humorous statement)

Person2: lolberry! (Expressing joy at humorous statement)

Perons1: Hey look I'm an umlautberry

Person2: Oh guess that makes me a lolberry!

by Wildcard Sam November 17, 2009