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lolicom

Derived from the from lolita complex - from Nabokov's novel "Lolita". Lolicom is non-standard, lolicon is preferred (due to the phonology of Japanese allowing for n-endings but not m-endings).

1) (Noun) (Japanese usage) Someone who is attracted to prepubescent girls; a paedophile.

2) (Noun) (Western usage) Hentai (Anime/manga pornography) depicting prepubescent girls.

Note: often the term "lolicom" (like related terms) is misused to refer to pornography of/attraction to infant, adolescent, etc. girls. Strictly speaking, however, the term refers only to prepubescent girls (primarily ages 4-12)
Sense 1:
Person A: Sometimes I go to school sports days to take pictures of the shougakusei..
Person B: You lolicom!

Sense 2:
Person A: Look at this awesome lolicom manga I bought yesterday!
Person B: *fap fap fap*
by Baaru February 26, 2009
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lolcake

someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "lol," a descriptive word used to express a certain person or creature which is deemed worthy of ridicule, especially for being a noob.
"lol, Emogurl666 is such a lolcake."
by unablequeso September 28, 2009
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Lolcohol

First coined by PinkPoobah.
It's referring to the feeling you get after you've been laughing really hard for a long time; similar to being slightly drunk.

You use it in the place of LOL to convey that you laughed harder than you normally would if you had just LOLed.
Brittany: So we were playing truth or dare last night, and it ended up that Michael had to knock on people's doors with a clown suit on and ask them to throw eggs in his face!!

PinkPoobah: Did anyone actually throw eggs at him?

Brittany: YEAH! This one lady attacked him with a whole egg carton!

PinkPoobah: OMG!!! LOLCOHOL!!
by PinkPoobah December 2, 2011
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LOLcopter

The most supreme of all 'copters, the almighty LOLcopter is the defender of laughter and goodness. It thrives upon the happiness of children, and it spreads its joy wherever it can.
Look kids! It's the LOLcopter!
by EarthApocalypse June 10, 2007
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lolcakes

It means, "laugh out loud cakes." Now, some people like to say "lolpie," but that is incorrect. Lolcakes is more grammatically correct, and is used in everyday language more often.
Jeff: Why did the chick cross the road?
Don: I don't know, why?
Jeff: To SUCK SOME FUCKING COCK.
Don: ohhh lolcakes!
by littleBIGman093634 August 13, 2006
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lollak

Laugh out loud like a kookaburra.

Are you a chatter? Don't like using the expression "lol" because it makes you look like a 13 year old, insecure girl, but you still wanna express to your significant-interwebz sweetheart that you're laughing out loud? Then lollak is just for you! It express the act of laughter, but still in a cool/hip/original/urban way! Only use lollak when you really wanna express laughter! To the extreme! Lollak!
Hi asl? lollak!

I was told a story about abusing Jehovah's Witnesses that was so great, I lollaked right off my chair!
by TheeNeight January 13, 2008
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