stroke my loin

basically tell someone to give you a handjob

hey mary come over here and stroke my loin

by 1965zosoo April 9, 2009

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Lois

Lois is a person with a great personality has her struggles but fixes everything in the end very. Loving smart

Oh Lois has turned her whole life around!!!

by M.r Willy wonka June 5, 2018

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A unique kind of person, he/she is a nice, charming and funny person, always helping out and caring for others. They give the best hugs and can get quite jealous over the person they love. They will not stop chasing the person they like and are quite romantic.

I hell want to marry a lois, theyre faithful and give the best hugs

Lois is such a sweet girl, i love her to bits

by Altanonymous November 25, 2012

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Linsey Higley

An exceptionally beautiful woman who makes me want to leave my girlfriend. If only she was single

Hey, did you see Linsey Higley today? Yeah, I would love to marry that!

by Twinkie Flatts March 4, 2013

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Linsanity

A combination of New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin's last name and the word insanity. It has been used by NBA stars, sports pundits, celebrities and fans alike to describe the phenomenon surrounding the player who went from being overlooked by multiple teams to breaking records in one week. The unlikelihood of this occurrence is what makes it so contagious.

Guy 1: Did you see Jeremy Lin's game winning 3 last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, he's amazing. Linsanity is spreading really quick.

by Linglorious Basterd April 11, 2012

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Lionspread

The spreading of the ass cheeks to stop the chaffing after shitting all day from Lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.

John: "Why you walkin like dat youngboul?"

Tyler: "I have to pull the Lionspread, cause my asshole is on fire from shitting today from the Lionshead last night."

John: "Fuck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye."

Tyler: "...trills."

by tipsy mc.bongrips January 12, 2011

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