how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

by JeanG December 14, 2012

in another life

In another life is a well known BokuAka fanfic created by LittleLuxray on the Ao3 website. it is said to tear your heart apart and will emotionally damage you to the point where you feel nothing anymore.

not gonna lie it was pretty sad:(

“Have you read the BokuAka fanfic called In Another life?”
“Well, not yet. But i will tomorrow; Can’t wait to be emotionally scarred!”

by raynotfound November 4, 2020

lowest form of life

Concerning human beings, the worst of the worst. spineless, backstabbing, two faced individuals, combined with the most modicum of intelligence.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.

The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.

Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.

If you want to see the lowest form of life on earth, just go hang around a prison during shift change.

Mark Twain

by Jackrabbitup December 4, 2016

life subtractor

The name of a venomous snake scientists had in mind before they finally settled on Death Adder.

Scientist #1: Call be stupid, but Life Subtractor just seems too obvious a name for a venomous snake.
Scientist #2: How about… Death Adder?
Scientist #1: Brilliant!

by eastcoastninja May 21, 2016

life

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

by wittyname January 19, 2010

have a nice life

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off and die because that person has created the circumstance between you and them which makes you care less if you ever see them again.

He could not deal with her bullshit and destructiveness in their relationship, so he signed the letter "have a nice life."

by Cravon Moorehead November 25, 2017