Lester Burnham

the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty."

"I pulled a Lester Burnham before work this morning."

by BlazerTXBOTL October 8, 2006

LESTER LAND

A gay place where people fuck, like a big cluster-fuck.

John going to lester land

by Andrew likes males May 8, 2019

Lester's Cut

A big fat chimpanzee that takes your money whenever you get some finance ;)

Guy 1 : Yo dude remember you owe me a bit of money
Guy 2 : Nah bro got Lester's cut so im a broke boi boi boi boi
Guy 1 : Damn that shit tuff
Guy 2 : Remember to always pay lester's cut

by jkz capalot August 31, 2020

Lester Crest

Some weird creepy guy that helps you with heists and doesnt leave you alone after completing the prison break heist.

*lester crest calling*: If a repeat- *call ends* omfg stfu lester

by Montairplane March 28, 2022

Lester Bob

Lester Bob is a person that really doesn't give a "rat's ass". This is used to describe a lack of emotion or caring towards anything, i.e. setting your shoes on fire. Lester Bob is a gender nuetral term, although it is most commonly males.

I'm so Lester Bob that I don't care that my shoes are on fire.

by lesterbobbitch January 2, 2011

Lester The Molester

Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.

Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.

by Tomskiwasnothereomar December 26, 2022

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010