leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove

Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe

by intheknow337 April 22, 2015

Leather Rub

When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.

Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 9, 2017

Leather Bagging

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.

This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

leather penny

Butt-hole

"The girl was so friendly, I won't just eat her box, I'll lick her leather penny!"; "Pour the rum high to achieve the leather penny"

by brown paperbag February 13, 2009

Leather Seat Syndrome

Refers to the annoying condition of always getting a sweaty back in summertime from riding in a car that possesses leather seats.

Woman: "Honey, why do you keep rolling down the windows?"
Man : "My leather seat syndrome is making my back sweat like a whore in church."

by BigVolFan32 July 20, 2009

Leather Cheerio

A butthole; pertaining to the shape and texture that it resembles.

Also know as the "Devils Onion Ring"

"Dude, that girl is so hot, I would lick her Leather Cheerio with out even thinking twice..."

by Abick March 31, 2008

leather fart

The noise produced when one's rump rubs against a leather surface (i.e. a leather couch).

"Dude, did you just fart?"
"Nah, I just leather farted."
"Aight."

by Jacquie B. June 4, 2007