Amba lamps

The amba lamps ought to be brought after getting your ass kicked by a 67 year old man.

The amba lamps, bring them.

by ergosoft February 18, 2010

The Lapse

An American indie band formed in late 1997. The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.

The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time.

by Ted Leo April 23, 2008

lawlsuit

A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.

"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"

by ckoowh March 6, 2010

katie laws

the most beautiful person ever created.
the person who i love.
gods gift to earth.

I wish my girlfriend looked like katie laws.

by das monkey butt November 7, 2009

Laws of the House of God

A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.

I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

Lampster

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021