Lard Nugget

one whos is as fat as a nugget in a pool of lard.

James get off the couch u lard nugget

by weinersrus March 11, 2011

lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

lard bucket

A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be

Man that bird's a lard bucket

by alishabeth June 12, 2008

lard head

A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.

"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.

Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.

by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018

lard bubbles

Boobs you get when you're on the heavy side.

Me: "That girl has a nice rack!"
James: "No..that's my 10 year old sister, she just has lard bubbles."

by drivedrivedriver May 5, 2009

lard ass

A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.

Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski

by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005