Laizdolita

artist who actually sucks

ure freken laizdolita

by Laizd October 3, 2020

Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...

by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019

laid

To have sex.

I just got laid.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

laid out

To get yo ass knocked the fuck out!!

"Shit might pop off and when it pop off. Somebody gonna get laid the fuck out!" 50 Cent

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 18, 2005

the laidlow

Shitting on the ground after sex.

Benn took Katie home and did the laidlow all over her floor

by grubber_de August 18, 2009

getting laid by

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

e-laid

What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.

*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*

by ShaggyPS February 15, 2010