knitpacker

1. highly prudish and high-strung person (usu. white female) from upper-middle class suburbs who can't stay out and have a good time because she has to go home and 'pack' or 'knit' or other such assinine 'obligations'

2. also, someone (usu. white female) who cannot refrain from delivering minute and unjustified critism, i.e. nit-pick

Guy: Why're you going home so early... it's Friday night!
Knitpacker: Yeah... but I have to go home and organize my linen closet.

by azaad79 December 9, 2008

Kitzakadoo

Means hello or whats up. Used mainly in LA gangs.

Yo homie! Kitzakadoo fool. You wanna chill?

by Lil Gangsta November 20, 2007

knitted

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

by pLexT June 14, 2010

Knitler

A person who steals the idea, or creation of another knitter.

This can consist of a kind of yarn, pattern, and color or a combination of the three.

A: I made this beautiful 100% Red wool cowl, and Becky totally stole the pattern and made the exact same thing.

B: That f***ing Knitler, but you know she will fuck it up anyways, untalented twat.

by knitsporation January 2, 2012

KITZAAAARGGGGIIIIIGGGHHHEOH

the noise mad by one shutting ones penis in a dictonary

" i will just close this dictonary im reading naked and KITZAAAARGGGGIIIIIGGGHHHEOH!"

by chrisaas November 16, 2006

kritzed

A term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently sexually aroused. In this state, a person might become violent and destructive. Usually, when a person is kritzed, TV's, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.

Vanessa: I was at this killer party last night, I got completely kritzed.

Jessica: Oh what happened?

Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.

by Poopster69 January 25, 2008

Kintzing

Carrying on a lengthy text-mesage conversation during inappropriate times. For example drawn-out exchanges when hanging out with friends, thereby seperating you from the group, and diminishing your own presence.

-Come on, stop kintzing, we're trying to play poker.

by Hankster4 August 3, 2007