Kidling

a child.
young girl.
longing for love.
lives life and wants to always be happy.

Aw look at that kidling.

by s3love May 11, 2009

just kidding

when you actually meant what you said but want to cover it up so that the other person doesnt get offended,you use the word 'just kidding'.

Laura:John you seem be a messy person.
John:what?
Laura:Just kidding.You are a great person to be with.

by Ananya Sharma April 30, 2016

you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

zei kirin

One who is overwhelmingly obsessed with male genitals and severe masturbation; serving as an ode to extreme homosexuality; dreams of Arnold Schwatzenegger naked, chained to a bed, dressed in leather, with a fetish for cheese.

You're such a Zei Kirin.
Stop Zei Kirin'ing around, foo.

by Dildo March 15, 2004

just kidding

shit people say when they mean to say nevermind

Jack: The cafeteria's got burgers today.

Jack: Oh, just kidding, it's fucking salad.

by awbiscuits September 19, 2016

kidkin

When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

"My son Jack left a kidkin in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She asked me if I ate an elephant that night...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY August 3, 2007

kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009