keystone light

water mixed with fermented pisss!!

dude I had 10 keystone lights and im only half buzzed

by captain.trips November 5, 2010

Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

keystone can

something you need when you have nothing to shoot fireworks with.

"How are we going to shoot off the fireworks?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"

by haleyfoshizz March 15, 2009

Keystone80435

Keystone is a ski resort in Colorado. 80435 is the zip code.

Lets hit Keystone80435. I'll meet you at The Goat.

by Best Place On Earth December 29, 2007

Keystone Kops

Pennsylvania State Police.

Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).

"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"

"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."

by OldsVistaCruiser April 5, 2012

kayston

an ugly girl with a loose vagina

shes akayston

by kool doushe400 November 16, 2016

Keystone Light

Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.

Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!

Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.

by J-Mont April 1, 2008