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Kev Kaned 

An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.
Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
Every generation has its kev car. in the 80's it was the mk2 escort, then the nova, corsa, saxo and now thanks to the influence of the film "the fast and the furious" (or "to daft to be serious" as I like to call it) it seems to be the Honda civic.
Almost always D.I.Y modified deathtraps driven by retards.
A kid i was at college with had a kev car that he had to drive with the bonnet proped open to stop the engine overheating. He changed the engine from a 1.1 to a 2Ltr but didn't have enough room to change the radiator....Fucktard!!!
kev car by MrFlibble December 22, 2006
big kid with huge chode and a really big bag
hes got a huge kev jev
kev jev by danumm December 10, 2013
dont try calling people that go by the name kevin or else
hey kev-kev......ill kill you if you ever call me that again...ok kev-kev.....death to you bitch
kev-kev by kyle fitzgerald March 9, 2004
When your in the car with the squad and everyone takes a turn picking a song for the queue. But there's that one friend who adds 5 to the queue and ruins the vibe. That is what it means to be
Kev-oed.
Yo Ray why'd you do that, you Kev-oed us bro.
Kev-oed by The doodies April 18, 2019

Kev and V 

A term used to describe a bi-racial couple that's so cute or going so well.
Omg you guys are such a Kev and V
Kev and V by sukyamom May 12, 2021