nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup

It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.

You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

by Daddy661 June 4, 2018

Ketchup Cammie

Someone who spills ketchup constinatly and needs to learn how a ketchup bottle cap works before they destroy everything.

P1: Pass the ketchup
P2: Okay
P1: *Drops it on the nachos
P2: Oh my god, you’re such a ketchup cammie!

by anonymous January 30, 2019

squeezing the ketchup

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

kvetch

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Ketchup Chips

The most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in Canada.

Me: So, I got these really good chips in Canada, they're Ketchup flavoured!
Adam: I got those in Connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)

by snafu January 19, 2005

keech

THE SHIT", as in "the best

Man, that whip is KEECH!

by Sputum July 25, 2011