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A kitten

A younger woman that likes to date older men
man I am dating this girl right now and she is like ten years younger than me, she is such a kitten I bet she even has her kitten hunting license.
by ilovesexymen March 11, 2009
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kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.
I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.
by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018
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Kittening

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.
"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
by Rasicule January 17, 2018
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kitten

1. An immature cat.
2. An adorable ball of fur with big eyes that uses its powers of cuteness to manipulate human beings into submission and slavery.
3. An adorable, yet insane, tiny monster with teeth and claws.
Aww, what an adorable kitten! OWWWW!!! Get it off of my arm!!! It hurts!!!
by Liz Canyon November 18, 2006
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Kitten Nipples

When a man has extremely small nipples. Almost like that of a kitten.
I couldn't sleep with him...
Why?
He had kitten nipples....
by The Carnie January 7, 2011
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hungry kitten

The act of delicately licking spaff from one's cupped palm, usually following a surreptitious wank.

EG - I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I didn't have anywhere to get rid of my spunk, so i drank it like a hungry kitten.
I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I had to come into my hand, but didn't have anywhere to put the spunk, so lapped it up like a hungry kitten.
by roombigdick1 April 13, 2014
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Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."
Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!
by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010
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