kane

Southern UK slang, meaning to humiliate, tease or ridicule a person, it can be playful or serious.
Jade: Did you hear Lily pissed herself on saturday when she was wrecked?
Sarah: Haha yeah, the boys are gonna kane her for that!
Jade: She got kaned in english aswell, haha.
by J u s t H a n n a h March 09, 2006
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Kane

An absolute fucking grease ball you will be incredibly lucky to see this creature take a shower as it only happens one a year. He also preys upon very underage girls.
Wow see that nonce who got arrested the other week what a Kane
by N00by pickle2164 May 06, 2019
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Kane

Brother slayer, cheater, liar, all around good-for-nothing-jerk. Uses aggression and threats to make up for his small stature and lack of intelligence.
What! He cheated on his wife with his office mate in the backseat of the family car? He's such a Kane!
by Brandywine1982 December 16, 2010
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1. a merced fag that is into cock & ball torture. if you see kane kick him in the nuts as hard as humanly possible. the harder you kick him, the more he'll pay you. he's rich! kick many times.
kane is a tweaking steve and loves his nuts kicked in. choke the fuck out of steve if you see him for a big bonus.
by Brain (the real one) & McNasty January 09, 2005
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kane makes out that he wants your mum, when he actually wants your dads monkey. he also likes the pizzle alot.
Hi my name is Kane and i want to spank your dad's monkey, and i like the alot of pizzle.
by duno February 14, 2005
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kaned

Subjected to ridicule by by right-wing south Florida talk show host Steve Kane on WWNN.
Steve Kane and Brian Craig kaned all callers who didn't agree with their evangelistic Republican views.
by David Citron February 12, 2004
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kane

1. looks like the hunchback (quazymoto)
by J 0 K A May 10, 2005
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