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kotak

Dick, cock, penis in kazakh. People in Kazakhstan use it a lot. Also can be used as an insult to somebody.
Very common word in kazakhstan is kotakbas (dickhead, kotak-dick, bas-head). Actually kotakbas never means dickhead nd pronounced like "kotakpas". Can be used as a sucker, bastard or smth like that.
I got my kotak in my pants.
E kotak ne karap tursyn - Whatchu lokin at kotak?
Who the fuck is dat kotakbas?
by KzBoy April 8, 2008
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kotarosbeloved

The best person and mutual on TikTok ever 😩✋ -greatissei
I was watching TikToks and this really cool creator kotarosbeloved showed up on my fyp one day and became my awesome mutual
by kotarosbeloved July 13, 2021
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Kotakbas

Kazakh word. Means asshole or dickhead
`I hate you`
`Hey, kotakbas, fuck you. I don`t care`
by ojoj789 September 20, 2009
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Kotaku

The place where journalistic integrity goes to die. Supposedly a blog about gaming, but when you visit the front page you'll struggle to find anything relevant. You'll see random videos, cosplayer galleries, inside jokes, discussions about the editors' personal lives, and a load of other bullshit. When they do get around to posting some actual news, it's usually poached from better sites.

Worse still is the commenting system. The editors love to play favorites, and will promote sycophancy with "stars" while censoring anything remotely critical. The commenters usually have nothing but praise for the staff, which is hardly shocking when you learn that they've been handpicked from the outset, having to "audition" in order to post. You'll always see the same handful of "star" commenters making the same brainless posts. Essentially, it's one big circle jerk, and unless you're ready to kiss some ass, you're not invited.
"I got banned by those Nazis at Kotaku for pointing out what a bunch of talentless hacks the editors are."

"Kotaku can kiss my ass. Those retards wouldn't know journalism if it smacked them in the face."

Kotaku user: "Durr hurr hurr, I love reading about the editor's kids, toilet habits and food preferences because I'm a loser with no life. I have a gold star and make fifty posts a day on Kotaku but I'll still die alone, durr."
by Kuck Fauxtaku August 31, 2009
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Kotaku'd

The end result of posting an article about a small website on Kotaku: a guaranteed fuck-ton of visitors to the site often resulting in sluggish site performance or a crash.
When Kotaku posted the story about Goon City, the poor guy's server died from the flood of visitors. He got Kotaku'd.
by Nettle15 February 25, 2009
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kotaro

The act of being absurdly awesome.
Lets do a kotaro this weekend.
by Anonymous Panda October 13, 2013
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Kotaku

A word taken from a gaming blog Kotaku.com in which it's ex-followers (homos) post incorrect butthurt comments on Urban Dictionary.
Dude: Hey I saw this article at Kotaku.
Butthurt Homo: Yo f*** that site and f*** you for even reading that bull!
Dude: erm.. kay?
by philanthropist02 October 4, 2018
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