Kleenex

The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.

Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.

by Victor Kennedy Sr January 26, 2019

Kleen

Adj; A word that is used to describe anything that is really cool.

Yo man, them new J's are kleen as hell.

by Pacc man December 25, 2016

kleeman

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle

Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!

by Xaire December 29, 2018

kleekpoint

The act you use to bring shame upon someone via mocking them for minor grievances, mistakes or issues pertaining to skill.

Eupho just failed a server emote again! Kleekpoint her!

by areonf_43 April 23, 2022

kleem

kleem is little thursday boys cum. kleem can be used for anything, it can cure muscle disease causes my gnomes (or in general) regenerate bones, cure cancer, bring people back from the dead, englongate your elbow skin, activate your dennis gland, etcetera.

bro i love kleem

by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023