It is like getting rickrolled. They send you a video of the part where Kris Jenner from the Kardashian dances in the song Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge. Sometimes with a text saying "Get krissed". For the people that don't know what's rickrolling, I think it is better for you to understand because getting krissed is very close to rickrolling.
Jeanne: "You guys you need to watch this video, this is the saddest video I have ever watched in my entire life"
Rick: "Ok..."
But Rick doesn't know he is getting krissed. Instead of a sad video, it is kris Jenner dancing to Lady Marmalade.
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Chris is watching Jan's Instagram story, he's fav YouTuber. UH-OH!, Jan says on one of her stories she will stop posting no more videos cause she needs a break from social media. She says that we can swipe up to get to know more about it. Chris swipes but then gets sent into a video WHICH IS KRIS JENNER DANCING TO LADY MARMALADE. Do you imagine getting krissed by your fav YouTuber?
Rick: "Ok..."
But Rick doesn't know he is getting krissed. Instead of a sad video, it is kris Jenner dancing to Lady Marmalade.
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Chris is watching Jan's Instagram story, he's fav YouTuber. UH-OH!, Jan says on one of her stories she will stop posting no more videos cause she needs a break from social media. She says that we can swipe up to get to know more about it. Chris swipes but then gets sent into a video WHICH IS KRIS JENNER DANCING TO LADY MARMALADE. Do you imagine getting krissed by your fav YouTuber?
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Get the krisstina mug.With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!
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Hot friend - Same would you mind if I took KRISSA home tonight?
Hot friend - Same would you mind if I took KRISSA home tonight?
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Person 1: What's that little gremlin rat over there?
Person 2: Oh that's a Krisslyn. Don't look directly at her.
Person 2: Oh that's a Krisslyn. Don't look directly at her.
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