Flashback no Jutsu

A technique that allows the user to tap into flashbacks from their past that make no sense to the plot or story of a series or movie.

"Impossible! Did you just unlock the Flashback no Jutsu?"

by Senseifrijoles69 January 1, 2022

JUTEP

The Juarez University at Texas El Paso.

This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.

Student: Excuse me mam can you direct me to UTEP advising center?

Parking Lady: Ooh JUTEP advising center? Si esta por la Schuster.

by Natalacio April 30, 2011

Jutt Butt

A person (usually a woman) who has a significantly protruding buttocks.

"Y'know, Jutt Butt, we could play a game of bridge on your ass." (Supposedly what Bob Hope once said to Doris Day)

by Rumphumper November 6, 2007

jutament

1. to move quickly from one place to another as in a dream
2. to teleport

I was standing at the refrigerator and I jutamented to the couch the moment I had my snack in hand.

I was drinking coffee and I suddenly jutamented to a Colombian coffee field.

by zingerhoff August 16, 2009

sexy no jutsu

an awesome technique(jutsu) that Naruto Uzumaki performs where he turns into a hot girl and distracts his enemy or to get what he wants. He taught this technique to Konohamaru who was under the supervision of Ebisu the closet pervert at the time. See also Harem no Jutsu

Naruto: SEXY NO JUSTSU! *poof*
Jiraiya: *HUGE NOSEBLEED* agh *twitch twitch*

by Harem no Jutsu April 12, 2005

Juts

not hung; having a small penis; not well-endowed

Mainly used to call someone that has a small penis.

My friend is a juts

by xBEASTLYx July 14, 2020

Jim Beam Jutsu

A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.

Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.

by Vinny Gugotz May 11, 2011