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jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
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Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol
by me March 26, 2003
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shower jumped

when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold.
Jerry: We were up at the cabin and Stephen shower jumped me!

Tim: That's cold dude.
by KenziiLoo September 28, 2008
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Jehovah Jumped

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere
I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.
by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008
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jumped

To get hijacked by one person or a group of people.
Last night I got jumped by a rapist.
by Rockdog February 29, 2004
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