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Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.
"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."
by xobih November 20, 2016
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Jonothan

Caring, sweet, kind, all the good traits you want in a person his strong, tall and polite he has the best kind of good character totally loyal and very intelligent.
Jonothan is an amazing person
by MLUA August 5, 2021
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Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other
Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010
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jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.
"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"
by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019
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Jonathon

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!
by Jon1321 March 10, 2017
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jonathon

woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp
by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 8, 2019
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Jonathon

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.
Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.
by Jonathon Cary May 8, 2019
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