jonger

1 rich wealthy, pitty, knows it all, girls man

2 has a person wit pussy, no guts, no balls, cant erotic for life (even wit viagra).

damn he gots a jonger

by TkCaZnBoI88 February 25, 2003

b-jonner

ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.

"Have a look at the b-jonner on that one!"

by Mr. E. January 8, 2005

Joner

Though the true meaning of the name is,"the name given to the boner of a jonas brother", according to urban dictionary, it also refers to a sexual predator with a shorter-than-normal penis. Typically a "Joner" is a genetic disorder and carries on throughout most males in a family line. This disorder has been seen and accounted for in other cases in the area.

He took out his joner and started nibbling on my nipples, later cooling them with ice.

by f0bbz17 August 18, 2009

Joner

A boy, usually around highschool age, who's ego is so much bigger than his dick you'll wonder how he hasn't been shat upon by everybody he opens his mouth to

Girl 1) omg he is such a joker!
Girl 2) ikr! Ugh I just cant
Cute monkey) *throws feces at joner and pisses on joner's face.
Joner's parents) "what have we created!?" *admitts joner son to insane asylum*

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

by Jonerrific September 23, 2009

Joner

A. An erection that has a justifiable cause and is not of a random nature. B. The opposite of a roner.

When the stripper started giving him a lapdance, Brian got a joner.

by DonE BDS March 1, 2010

Jonerthan

heathers lover

heather loves jonerthan

by heather December 8, 2003