Johanny

A name for a female who will be forever alone with cats

Person 1: Hey what are you doing today?

Person 2: Nohting, gonna pull a johanny

by letroll12 January 29, 2012

Johannes

lol

Johannes: lol

by Livilinda06 May 12, 2022

johanny

a guy with a bigger "unit" than Tom

hey look at that tom he is fat

WOW what a johanny (not)

by tomisfatyo February 8, 2012

Johannes'a

The ability to kill someone in a 1v1 duel

You just got johannes'a...

by TK12 March 9, 2017

johannes nyman helmerius

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy

hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius

by Johannes king March 18, 2017

Johanne

Johanne is cool and she is Jesus

Johanne: "I am jesus"

by 5quirrel5 April 28, 2017

johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017