Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
by h_goon November 19, 2006
Get the jodrell mug.An IGN user whose antics on the boards have caused a great amount of controversy. Jody came out of nowhere in the summer of '07 when some comments by Ichiro about the city of Cleveland caused a ruckus. He burst onto the baseball board spewing his crap about how Ichiro was scum and claimed to write a letter a week to Bud Selig until action was taken. Since then, Jody has been the center of all the attention on the sports boards. He claims to be a tae kwon do expert, former gang member, sex expert, and a major league ready pitcher, among many other things. While doing all of this, he somehow manages to find the time to report every little thing he thinks is against the board rules from the sports boards. When things don't go his way, he claims there is an agenda against him. His hatred for anything that does not favor Cleveland is also well documented. It is unclear if Jody is stupid or just insane, but no matter what, he will always fight the good fight with his drive and determination for excellence.
I'm Jody_Gerut and I will fight the good fight until action is taken! I've had enough of your BS. Keep doubting me, it only makes me stronger!
by Benjamin Curtis January 12, 2008
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by Spidey The Terrible August 8, 2019
Get the Jodine mug.A Jody Boy is the guy who's back home, messing around with your girl and living an easy life while you are serving in the military away from her. Jody Boys feature heavily in many US military cadence calls.
by daemon_mors January 16, 2010
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Get the dave and jodie mug.A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016
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by Realz.com November 14, 2018
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