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Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016
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Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009
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Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.
You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.
by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009
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jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.
That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.
by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011
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jizzy lizzy

Did you see that Jizzy Lizzy fucking 20 guys at once. What a slut.
by UrbanDictionaryHoe June 27, 2016
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jizzy glizzy

A hot dog with jizz as a condiment
Woah.. nice jizzy glizzy. You get it from big d's glizzy stand?
by GlizzySkips August 1, 2020
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Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches
Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler
by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
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