jewger

half african-something else, half jewish.

"i got robbed by a jewger, and so i got insurance money, but the insurance agent was the same jewger.

by niglam April 10, 2009

Jewverine

The most incredibly handsome, sexy and skilled superhero ,despite his religion he still brings hope to the world. He has twin Menorahs mounted on his hands and a kippah balanced on his head. The REAL jewish messiah!

You heard about Jewverine?
Hell yeah dude, he could have stopped hitler

by TrustMeI'mAJew February 8, 2017

jesserel

His a caring and a careless person at the same time. He can be really flirty and easy to fall for. His a really nice friend if you get in his good side, he dreams big and goes for what his dreams and goals are and doesn’t give up no matter what. His inspiring and a great human being even if he hurts people without his intentions to.

Jesserel likes to be a believer!

by King🤡 November 2, 2020

jewstration

when a person of the jewish religion goes on a rant and rave about: A) how bad thier life is B) how they get no respect from other religions C) how other people always put them down.

Jewish person: screw u, ur a waist of time and money!!!
Non-jew: awwwww, u must be jewstrating
Jewish person: screw you
Non-jew: ur just on ur jewstration

by badmontd May 16, 2007

jewberry muffin

When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.

Your such a jewberry muffin

by Dank Boi 69 September 4, 2016

jewger

A jewish nigger.

Wow, look at that jewger. Her lips are as big as her nose.

by mon0 July 6, 2008

uber jewber

Someone that exudes extreme jew-like tendencies.

that guy just grabbed a used scratch ticket out of the trash...pick me a winner you uber jewber!

by M-a-t-t August 8, 2006