jewhorevah

(1)Someone with either multiple religions or who has not decided a religion. (2)A religious whore.

Friend 1: That kid is Catholic and Jehovah's Witness.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a Jewhorevah!

by woahbitch March 24, 2007

jewmongus

An extremely cheap bastard. A David L.

Man your jewmongus.

by steve bl October 13, 2008

Jewtor

A person of Jewish extraction who instructs other Jews, or non-Jews, in the ways of the Jew.

#1. Sarah: "Sorry I'm late to lunch, my Jewtor kept me behind to practice maths"
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#2. Levi: "my Jewtor thwacked me with his yad because I couldn't recite all 285 rules of acquisition"

by Mr-lol March 30, 2009

jewmosa

(n) The Jewish equivalent of a mimosa, consisting of orange juice and water substituted for champagne.

Hey, Moskowitz, get me a drink! And so help me God, if there's water in it, I'm gonna JEWMOSA all over your face!

by Pubert B. Girthquake November 11, 2008

Jewzorg

1) A Jewish Comedian

2) A Jewish Robot - Commonly found on IRC.

3) A person who flips out at the name of Hitler.

1) <~trit0ch> Where is Virty? <+BosmouZ> trolling some internet forum <~trit0ch> typical Jewzorg.

2) <b0t> HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!

by trit0ch June 6, 2009

Jewmongous

An adjective used when describing a huge Jewish Person

I was at the Synagogue and could not see the Rabbi due to a Jewmongous dude in front of me.

by BocaBitch November 20, 2012

Jewhore

When someone goes to bed way too early and you hate them for it

Don’t go to sleep you jewhore

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019