Someone who has a big truncheon, but spends his time slapping it against video game machines in frustration at his inability to play them. Often seen with what Scottish women call a "Big Cuddly Head".
If you ever visit Loughborough (warning : don't do it) you're more than likely to encounter a Jethro there.
by Vibes December 15, 2003
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Wait.. did you see that guy, he is a total jethro.
Did you just say "total jethro", dude that was jethro.
Did you just say "total jethro", dude that was jethro.
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1st person- "Dang, you should have seen Derek this morning at breakfast"
2nd person- "Yeah I know he really Jethro'd It!"
2nd person- "Yeah I know he really Jethro'd It!"
by MelindaMisconception January 17, 2009
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(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.
When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.
by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013
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Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009
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by Tha Knowledge September 23, 2013
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A 'back-handed' compliment.
A 'back-handed' compliment.
'Man what happened to him.?'
'Dude, he went to talk to that girl and seriously jethro'd on her!'
'So, why's he on the floor?'
'She punted....'
well, like you, you're a big girl...
WHAT!?!?!
No, like you know, a large body structure...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
No, like, your really there up top...
*balls
'Dude, he went to talk to that girl and seriously jethro'd on her!'
'So, why's he on the floor?'
'She punted....'
well, like you, you're a big girl...
WHAT!?!?!
No, like you know, a large body structure...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
No, like, your really there up top...
*balls
by SmokerSmurf April 20, 2010
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