Lonan Jenkins

mythical Irish figure.
excelled in war, music and womanizing.

'And with that Lonan Jenkins had won the Battle and Freed Ireland from tyranny once again'

by thebryanmyster February 26, 2009

Leroy Jenkins

Leroy Jenkins: A warcry made by peopple who are usually preforming/about to preform kamikazes or other scuicidal attacks

American Ship :Runs out of amo...
Japanese pilot: "Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!"

by Eevee the great June 20, 2019

Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else

Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)

by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019

Old Man Jenkins

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"

Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.

by K. Aman March 16, 2005

jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018

Leroy Jenkins

Something you yell loudly before doing something epic. Works especially well in sports or video games, because in sports it helps you run faster. You have to say LETS DO THIS as you're going for it, and then say LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS as you're doing it.

*Note, in all of these examples below, yellingLETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS resulted in epic laughter from everyone in the vicinity.

Leroy Jenkins Situations:

1. Yesterday in PE volleyball, I jumped to spike the ball. As I jumped, I yelled, LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS!

2. During a 100 meter dash, at the very end, I yelled, LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS! And I won.

3. During lacrosse, as I sprinted towards the enemy goalie and jumped in the air to shoot, I yelled LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS.

4. When I was playing Halo 3 multiplayer, I ran in to a room with guys that had a sword, rocket launcher, and brute shot, and I yelled LETS DO THIS, LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY...JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS and no scoped them all with a sniper rifle.

by Shaolin Masta February 26, 2009

Chopper Jenkins

Adjective
To hastily rush into an important meeting or event that has been planned out, only to screw up and blow the whole thing causing embarassment to yourself and your colleagues.

Steve pulled a 'Chopper Jenkins' and messed up that presentation we'd been planning for for weeks.

Joe is such a 'Chopper Jenkins' for always rushing into things and screwing them up.

by Culloden Burgundy January 9, 2006